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Every fluorescent light is a personal insult — The dry-wink of sensory truth — naming the invisible daily antagonist with humor that only lands if you've actually lived it. Specific enough to feel like an inside joke, public enough to be a flag.
Printed on a premium Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: soft, true-to-size, with a tagless feel so there's nothing scratchy at the neck. Calm, low-stimulation print — no harsh neon, no puzzle pieces, no clinical "awareness" cliches.
• Unisex fit, sizes S-3XL
• Multiple colors
• Soft, light, breathable combed cotton
• Made to order & printed when you buy (less waste)
Designed WITH — not at — the neurodivergent community: autistic, ADHD, AuDHD, sensory-seeking, late-diagnosed. Acceptance over awareness. Different, not less.
Neurodivergent-owned. Ships in 3-7 business days.
Every fluorescent light is a personal insult
$38.00
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