{"product_id":"fully-prepared-somehow-late","title":"Fully prepared. Somehow late.","description":"Fully prepared. Somehow late. — Dry self-deprecating humor at ADHD time blindness — the specific agony of being completely ready and still arriving late. Contrast structure amplifies the absurd gap between intention and outcome, identical to the winning calibre of 'Pattern recognition: exceptional. Small talk: fatal.'\n\nPrinted on a premium Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: soft, true-to-size, with a tagless feel so there's nothing scratchy at the neck. Calm, low-stimulation print — no harsh neon, no puzzle pieces, no clinical \"awareness\" cliches.\n\n• Unisex fit, sizes S-3XL\n• Multiple colors\n• Soft, light, breathable combed cotton\n• Made to order \u0026amp; printed when you buy (less waste)\n\nSIZE GUIDE (Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee — measurements in inches, length x width):\nS 28 x 18  |  M 29 x 20  |  L 30 x 22  |  XL 31 x 24  |  2XL 32 x 26  |  3XL 33 x 28\nRelaxed unisex fit — size up for an oversized\/comfier feel.\n\nDesigned WITH — not at — the neurodivergent community: autistic, ADHD, AuDHD, sensory-seeking, late-diagnosed. Acceptance over awareness. Different, not less.\n\nNeurodivergent-owned. Ships in 3-7 business days.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ S","offer_id":55366917849393,"sku":"61037621208164606661","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":55366917882161,"sku":"58986238563177575838","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ M","offer_id":55366917914929,"sku":"17554561851508520753","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":55366917947697,"sku":"27504668938367703188","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":55366917980465,"sku":"19906823842503457067","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ L","offer_id":55366918013233,"sku":"32328802282298424193","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":55366918046001,"sku":"17873776839119856408","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":55366918078769,"sku":"30179908410516764395","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ XL","offer_id":55366918111537,"sku":"29619950420015136823","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":55366918144305,"sku":"21765870089650744642","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":55366918177073,"sku":"14973254028065883304","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":55366918209841,"sku":"20828264246052980306","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":55366918242609,"sku":"27083058121634681525","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":55366918275377,"sku":"20297236022016187097","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":55366918308145,"sku":"18951518763766325487","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":55366918340913,"sku":"13935841794723330803","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0994\/1326\/2641\/files\/9697642226101412872_2048.jpg?v=1784585606","url":"https:\/\/wireddifferentapparel.com\/products\/fully-prepared-somehow-late","provider":"Wired Different","version":"1.0","type":"link"}