Loud fabrics are my villain origin story

Scratchy tags, stiff seams, that one fabric that can quietly ruin an entire day. If sensory hell helped build your personality, this is the shirt — and it's soft enough that it won't become one of the villains.

The tee

• Bella+Canvas 3001 — soft, mid-weight unisex fit that runs true to size
• 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend)
• Printed to order, so nothing is mass-produced or sitting in a landfill

Care

Machine wash cold, inside-out. Tumble dry low. Skip the iron on the print.

Size guide

Relaxed unisex fit. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, up for roomy.

✓ Free shipping · ✓ Printed to order in the USA · ✓ 30-day no-stress returns — if it’s not right, we’ll make it right.